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neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

iwishihadafather:

this is performance art

Sure, they’ll still be disappointed, but not as much as if they opened the freezer expecting bagel bites

phantomslittledevil:

allthefandomfeelings:

ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE

WHY IS THIS BACK

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

howonesucksafuck:

This fucking show

arcgurren:

awkwardnphotos:

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!

Title: Smells Like Teen Spirit
Artist: The Muppets Barbershop Quartet
Album: The Muppets (Original Soundtrack)
Played:1239 times

wrecklyss:

The Muppets Barbershop Quartet - “Smells Like Teen Spirit”

I put was putting oil in the car and it started raining

brunch of kings

nivalvixen:

olimaru:

How r these people even breathing?

So much stupid. Cannot function on same planet. I must leave now.