put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
Sure, they’ll still be disappointed, but not as much as if they opened the freezer expecting bagel bites
ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE
WHY IS THIS BACK
No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.
Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!
The Muppets Barbershop Quartet - “Smells Like Teen Spirit”